the vergin pen

So GOALS… Giving Opportunity Awkward Longing Stares And you know what I mean. There you are, in a bar. You’re an attractive specimen…but a bit “awkward in the body”(respek to A Black Lady Sketch Show). And across the way, you see it. Tall, dark and handsome. You imagine walking up to it. You say hello, […]

Hey All, It’s me again…your trifling yet entertaining blogger girl. And before you even part your lips, comment on this post, or start to click; I’M SORRY I’ve done it again. I’ve let FAR too much time to pass between posts. I wish I could blame it on my new bundle of joy, but I […]

To every mom who pushed or cut their bodies, at their baby’s behest. To every mom who lost their little love, carrying on, with a hole in their chest. To every mom who adopted their load, allowing instinct to do the rest. For every mom who provides for their “children,” who some may classify as […]

Hello my VIP (VergInPen) Peeps, I’m going to have to stop these incredibly long pauses in between posts eventually, but for now, please accept yet another apology for my absence. I technically have a worthy excuse this time! That’s right! If you didn’t already catch the news in the headline, or the fairly obvious picture […]